Tuesday, 8 April 2008

10 ways to make extra money

  1. Get nominated for a Bloggers Choice Award, have trillions of hits on your blog and get paid billions from Google adsense. First they have to create a BEST PERSONAL FINANCE BLOGGER category.
  2. Get a book deal based on your website. First you gotta actually have something worth reading.
  3. Read this website and do everything it tells you to do. First you gotta be slightly geeky.
  4. Invest in the stockmarket. First you gotta eat a dictionary.
  5. Get a second job. First you gotta invent a space-time contiuum machine to fit in the hours of the second job with the hours of your first job. First you gotta learn what space-time contiuum means.
  6. Become a property developer. First you gotta lose your morals.
  7. Sue someone for discrimination. First you gotta work with other people so there is someone to actually care what you wear to work.
  8. Sell drugs. First ..... there's too many to list.
  9. Complete online surveys. First you'll need an attention span longer than that of a squirrel.
  10. Become a call girl. First you gotta really hate math.

4 comments:

Shuchong said...

I knew there was a reason why I've never made money off of online surveys! I'll have to work on that attention span longer than a squirrel's thing:)

Seriously though, this list made my day.

louise said...

love this post! you left one out though, be a good samaritain and offer to transfer millions of $$ into your bank account for someone you have never met..

Fabulously Broke said...

I'd do #5 and #9 :)

Second job and selling things online or doing surveys

But I'm hoping for an award! :D

Jerry said...

Well, call girl's out cuz I'm a guy. Will they take a 40 year old insurance guy out on calls? EEEyaaaah! That's a site I don't want to see. Seriously though, there are some things you can do to make some extra money. First, you can look at your current situation and pare down. Second, you can research additional streams of income. There are many possibilities. We've been selling items on ebay for several years now as an extra stream. It's not a ton of money but it's something and we appreciate it.

Jerry
www.leads4insurance.com